"B-Easy had a very special night, putting up 32 with a double-double in just 25 minutes of play. The first time this has ever been done since they started recording starts as a stat back in 1977. So you and I have never seen anything like this happen before so you better have enjoyed it. It was exactly what the Knicks needed in the enormous disappointing return..."
"Okay, obviously I thought I would have more time to do this on a consistent basis but hey, shit happens. I would promise to do better but... no promises. For now lets continue to try and make this an actual thing. Alright now lets do a little catching up. B-Easy has perhaps solidified himself as..."